Chubble Gum Collection - Just Here To Establish An Alibi

Speed: (Carpet 5/9)

Listen, we’re not saying you need an alibi, but if you did, this bag would be airtight. Just Here to Establish an Alibi is built for precision, control, and making your opponents question their life choices. With a blend of two of the most dominant fabrics in cornhole, this bag blocks, replaces, rolls, and sneaks past defenses—all without leaving a trace. When you step up to the boards with this bag, the only one feeling intimidated, will be  your competition. You have been severely underestimated. 

Why Shocker Cornhole?

At Shocker Cornhole, we don’t just sell cornhole bags—we sell precision, control, and just the right amount of chaos. Whether you’re gunning for the podium or just trying to assert backyard dominance, our bags are built for consistency, confidence, and a little bit of flair (because why be boring?).

Our proprietary resin fill? Yeah, we could tell you about its unique shape and perfect weight distribution, but then we’d have to disappear into the night like a cornhole ninja. Just know this: it plays true and straight with minimal kick and bounce—so if you blame the bag, that’s on you.

Warranty & Care

Our manufacturer is obsessed with professional-quality bags, and we stand by our craftsmanship. We warranty seams and construction for 60 days—because we believe in our bags, but we don’t believe in bad throws. However, fabric pulls and failures due to unprofessional playing conditions (looking at you, driveway warriors) or unapproved break-in methods (seriously, no microwaves) are not covered.

Questions? Concerns? Existential crises? Email joel@chubblegum.com—we got you.